Making Sense of Heath Care Bill

Now, let me get this straight...
We're trying to pass a health care plan:
written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it,
passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,
to be signed by a president who also hasn't read it (and who smokes),
with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
with all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,
and the whole thing to be financed by a country that's broke.
What could possibly go wrong????